It seems that the realty company which sold me my condo is actually going through with pitching their rather dull looking Reality series entitled ‘Gold Coast Realty’. I’m hoping the Writer’s guild strike is over before that can take place and the show gets axed, because honestly I DON’T want people to know where the hell I live…honestly! And now I’m starting to get a little self conscious about making stupid faces in the camera while getting drunk at the grand opening party these realtors threw last summer. Oh well, I really don’t care I suppose. My brief 15 seconds of fame will actually make me laugh…because honestly I was just peering into the camera wondering why in blazes I’m being filmed when I have absolutely nothing to say concerning the neighborhood I grew up in, at least nothing I’d really exert energy to dwell upon. My middle sister was blah blah blahing away into the camera while I stood there trying to stop from bursting out in laughter.
What gets me are these souless idiot realtors who are trying to pass themselves off as Hollywood types. This video galvanized me, these beta males trying to look so alpha male. What they were were a bunch of used car salesmen. Who in their right minds would want to hear whatever rot came out of these nitwits mouths?

Oh if you watched the video, that diaper stain depicted as 'Shawn Clark' is a real asswipe.

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