You remember those 'what if' comics by Marvel hosted by 'The Watcher' where he describes what would've happened if this went down instead of blah blah blah...e.g. what if Venom possessed The Punisher instead of Eddy Brock?

My what if question for 'The Watcher' is what if Peter Parker were bitten by a Radioactive Roach?

He could survive nuclear fallout?

He could continue living after being beheaded for 48 hours

Can procreate x1000 faster than a Puerto Rican ex-con on Viagra.

Now I wanna make a damned time machine and go back and do shit to my own timeline...maybe create a evil little search engine called google. But then the timelords might send a temporal assassin after me to take me out...

And I would've bought the winning lotto ticket for the mega million jackpot...not some fucken moronic truckdriver in Indiana who'd spend all that fucken money in stocks for his favorite brand of beef jerky. Fucken hicks...

What if...Spiderman were Italiano?

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